how was your day answer funny

– "Well, I didn’t trip over anything, so I’d call it a success!

– "I managed to keep my coffee intake under ten cups. Progress!

– "If my life were a sitcom, today would have been the season finale.

– "I survived another meeting that could have been an email. Victory!

– "I only hit the snooze button three times this morning. Record-breaking!

I accidentally adulted today. It was terrifying.

– "I spent half the day looking for my phone while holding it. Classic me!

Well, I didn’t need bail money, so I’d say it was a good one!